i stole this from undressed.

If I were a month, I'd be: Novemeber

If I were a day in a week, I'd be: Saturday

If I were a time, I'd be: 4 am

If I were a planet, I'd be: mars

If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a corral reef, even though its not an animal

If I were a direction, I'd be: pause, or moving wise, right

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a: vicotrian recliner

If I were a sin, I'd be: shame

If I were a liquid, I'd be: propell + md

If I were a tree, I'd be: white oak

If I were a plant, I'd be: red orchid

If I were a state of weather, I'd be: shining sun while raining

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: hopefully guitar, but deffinatly a broken violin

If I were an animal, I'd be: .horse? or a bumble bee

If I were a colour, I'd be: grey

If I were a vegetable, I'd be: lettuce

If I were a sound, I'd be: crying laughter

If I were an element, I'd be: wind

If I were a car, I'd be: broken half the time

If I were a song, I'd be: your hand in mine, explosions in the sky

If I were a movie, I'd be: Alice in Wonderland

If I were a book, I'd be written by: lovely bones

If I were food, I'd be: crasins + marshmellows

If I were a place, I'd be: empty shining feilds

If I were a number, I'd be: 16